"Today we salute you, Mr. Stressed Out College Student During Exam Week.  As you sit in your lonely cubicle in the library, doped up on starbucks & aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life?   The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, and I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow.  So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us, christmas will be spent in rehab."

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Yay for winter break!!!!!!!

Scheduling classes for next semester is like picking the poison that kills you...sure u got a choice, but what good does it do u in the end...

Atleast i secured my 10am  Orgo...i really do feel bad for those that have to wait till later today to register...its gonna be a mad rush for the later orgos...*shudders* can u imagine organic chem at 8am....

New background cuz apparently people are afraid of Buddha

Turkey Day is tomm